Why don't polish trust Germans with there computer

By their prawnouns

So I got out of bed and started looking with him.

A woman went into a doctor's office with a baby & was taken into an examining room to see the doctor, who checked the baby, found him somewhat underweight and asked the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed,” she replied. “Well then, strip down to your waist," ordered the doctor. She took@off her top and bra and sat on the examining table. The doctor started pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while. It was a very detailed and thorough examination. He then motioned for her to get dressed The doc motioned to her to get dressed and said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.” The woman grinned and replied, “Well of course I don't – I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"

but gets arrested and starts yelling, "Wait, you are making a mistake; this is a set-up!"

Midi-chlorians

*As their joints snap, crackle and pop* "Good morning, I'm a Kraken!"

I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

Confused, she looked at me as I said "There, now you are recovered!"

they know all the IP addresses.

A couple of months ago I was following an ambulance when I noticed a small metal box sitting on the rear bumper. When the ambulance turned right the box flew off and landed on the side of the road against the curb. I pulled over and snagged the box. When I opened the box, inside was a human toe packed in ice. I called the nearest hospital and explained what I had found. The intake clerk on the phone said, “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived minus the box.” I gave her my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it. The woman replied, “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”